Mistaken Identity - Vol 6

In case you're new: I get e-mails intended for other people with my name all the time and have decided to share some. See below for the newest ones.

I was already laughing at the subject line before even opening the e-mail. 

Ah boi! I can't take this drama.

That baby has a ton of hair! Lyla is a little jealous.

 I don't even know what to say about this one. Is this a real game?! Cleaning out someone's ears for fun??

 I wonder if I got the job...

After getting this confirmation, I got it sent to me several more times along with an e-mail to rate their phone support at solving my issue. Apparently the lady that booked this hotel couldn't figure out why she wasn't getting her reservation info and called the help line. I don't think she ever got it...

 Forget photographing weddings, we need to start taking photos of music groups! $2,500 for 3 group looks & 3 solo looks?! No problem!

 I cracked up at "where she get that nose?"

Same person as above. I "aww'ed" at the photo of big brother holding baby sis, I'm not going to lie :)

It blows my mind that people don't double check where they are sending confidential documents to. I think this is the Canadian version of the W2; it has personal info & yearly wage.

The angle of this photo is weirding me out. It sorta looks like a head without a body.

 I really hope this person runs a little convenience store or something because 96 bottles of "warming jelly" is a little excessive (unless you make adult films).

 I already shared this one on my facebook, but it's worth another look! This girl signed up on a dating site with my e-mail address so I took a peek at her profile. It does not disappoint!

Mistaken Identity - Vol 5

In case you're new: I get e-mails intended for other people with my name all the time and have decided to share some. See below for the newest ones.

If you pick PinkyWinkyPoopy as your username, I think you're too young to be on the internet!

I'm assuming this is a resume, but it's in another language. I'd recommend putting a more flattering photo on there though.

I think this might be the resume girl from above? Still a terrible photo.

This lady thinks I'm her daughter and has been sending me e-mails for months.

6th grade is hard, man. (except for writing, apparently)

It's hard to read, but this person actually gave me their bank routing # and account #. But the good news is I can start looking for a puppy now!!!!!!!!!!!!

This photo attachment made my day! I still can't figure out if that's a pink shower cap, hat, wig, etc.

Someone must have gotten their tax refund. And blew $1,350+ on 2 cell phones. Mind is blown!

From what I gather, some guy listed a king size bed on a free Craigslist-type website in Ireland. Some lady called him a con man and "Muppet" was so offended that he sent the message on to the police. For what reason, I don't know, but I really hope his real name is Muppet because that is awesome!

Mistaken Identity - Vol 4

In case you're new: I get e-mails intended for other people with my name all the time and have decided to share some. See below for the newest ones.


This lady has sent me several e-mails, thinking I'm her daughter. Hopefully "I" wished Josh a happy birthday ;)


Congrats Steven, here's hoping you got your motorcycle parts just fine.



Oops, I forgot to verify "my" account and it got deleted. Sad.



I'm all about coupons, but I don't think I'll need this one for another few years.



I didn't mail out the letter or call Fido (I know what I'm naming my next kid!), I wonder if she still loves me?



I'm guessing this was a selfie taken in math class? (The subject was 'Mathematics')


I'm digging the pink purse. I wonder if he'll let me borrow it?



This is my favorite! I was sent a video of some little girl's head on a trashy lady's body dancing. The best part? These people were dancing to the Macarena! Is this 1996?!

Mistaken Identity - Vol 3

In case you're new: I get e-mails intended for other people with my name all the time and have decided to share some. See below for the newest ones.

2nd grade at 17 months, eh? I must have a Doogie Howser on my hands :)

FilipinaLoveLinks sounds right up my alley!

Table tennis in Sri Lanka? Count me in!

How are you getting home from school? That's a great question, hope you're not still sitting there 3 weeks later!

 All 3 e-mails were from the same lady. But now I know what I'm naming our future daughter (if we ever have one): Shelialah!

Any one in the market for fancy imported tiles? ;)

 I get at least a few e-mails from this crazy Bethea lady each week and they're always good for a laugh! Although I am happy I'm receiving these of the poor 80 year old lady that originally signed up. She probably would have sent her life savings to this idiot.

 I rarely respond to e-mails that are sent to me in error, but these were loan documents for someone, so I figured it might be important. Just a little :)

Apparently this is supposed to be an alien, but I think it looks like a piece of poop. (Pou?? Come on now!)

Mistaken identity - Vol 2.

I'm up at 6am on a Saturday for no reason. You better believe I need some laughs to get me going this morning! :)

In case you missed my previous post: I get e-mails intended for another person with my name all the time and have decided to share the best ones. See below for the latest and greatest.

xo

Surprisingly, this is the first photo ID I've ever received in my e-mail. I have no idea what it says or why she sent it though.

The e-mails from our friend John have been few and far between, so he seems to be e-mailing the right person these days. But he had to send me one last bible study, this one on homosexuality. Thanks John from Sri Lanka, what a pal!

This fella sent me his resume and cover letter. I wanted to respond and let him know to spice up his stuff since it's very boring and plain (and I found a few grammar mistakes), but I let it slide this time.

 Remember my little sis? She's walking now! Aww, they grow up so fast.

Someone signed me up for this lovely website (it looks like Facebook, but with naked people) with the username blacc101. This e-mail was more entertaining with the pictures it had, but they were disabled by the time I took a screen shot.